hello i like things and you should ask me about them - you can call me j and dorian and wolfi if you want - he/him - minor - icon drawn by @barrel-of-screaming-aloe-vera matching with my lovely wife @kentucky-fried-thea and zakened by @dwsa-hnngh
Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here
For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:
It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself
[ID: Two screenshots of Tumblr tags.
1. “it’s not the only place that mixes mayo and ketchup and calls it secret sauce”.
2. “queer people that have a quirky little saying for why they still eat at chick fil a (9 less than symbols) hammering hot nails into my joints”. End ID.]
Five asexuals are playing cards.
One starts to explain the rules:
I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.
just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats
this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…
Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor
How dare you say aces piss on the poor
Happy pride y'all
We should be proud to piss on the poor?!?!
Ok I see what u guys meant abt the bots taking fun urls
Tfw first day on the job as a byzantine priest and meeting the idiot nobles you're supposed to convert.
if I ever get 100k followers on here I feel like I’m legally obligated to buy tumblr shoelaces
uh oh
oh really? do tell
fuck
I’m on the phone with joe
Who’s Joe?
some idiot whos about to get his shoelaces stolen
If you’re my mutual I need you to know your art is the coolest fucking shit ever it slays penis it serves cunt etc etc etc
Alright, so. I can vouch for this guy, he's my best friend, uh. Anything helps.
I'll spare you all her story, and while times are tight, I'd appreciate this being spread, if nothing else.
If you want recompense, I'll draw things for you. Or edit already written work. If there is something else you'd like, feel free to negotiate.
